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TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH

* Yes = No

* No = Yes

* Maybe = No

* We need = I want

* I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

* We need to talk = I need to complain

* Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

* Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful

 

* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

 

* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

 

* Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead

 

* You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

 

* Be romantic, turn out the lights = I hate my thighs

 

* You're so .. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

 

* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

 

* It's up to you = The correct decision should be obvious by now

 

* You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

 

* I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

 

* How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

 

 

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH

* I'm hungry = I'm hungry

* I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

* I'm tired = I'm tired

* Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

* I love you = Let's have sex now

* I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

* What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

 

* I love you too = OK, I said it, can we have sex now?

* May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

 

* Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

 

* Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

 

* Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

 

* Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men

 

* You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next 10 minutes

 

* Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

 

* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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Vasilisa
TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH

 

 

* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

 

 

 

* How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

 

 

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH

 

 

* Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men

:clapping::clapping::clapping:

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Капризка

есть тоже самое и на русском))

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Вика

прикольно))

думаю что на всех языках мира этот женско-мужской перевод будет одинаков)

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twingirls

прикольно))

думаю что на всех языках мира этот женско-мужской перевод будет одинаков)

 

 

+1 Si eu consider ca aici sensul conteaza si nu limba in care sunt scrise ideile.

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Tibberoon

Классс ... TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH - познаем о чем думают мужчины ))

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